amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

(Source: sorbetshawty, via n1cole23)

you can’t hate me cause i already hate me haha sucker that’s right i got here first

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via n1cole23)

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via n1cole23)

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and 

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aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

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catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

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